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Thursday, August 30, 2007

a wordological wordism: "shitsterpiece"

so wordological wordisms is basically just going to be a cut-rate version of "nerd words" from Bloda's blog (see link bottom right) where a term that may or may not show up in a subsequent entry of the blog may or may not be defined. anyway...here we go with the first one:


shitsterpiece (auf deutsch: Scheißterstück)
1. the top of the bottom.
2. so bad it might be good.
3. a glorious, shimmering, 4000-story towering inferno of regret and embarrassment.
4. wiping a really dirty ass with a winning $300-million-dollar lottery ticket (such that it is soiled beyond recognition and thus cannot be redeemed)

prerequisites:
1. must be some sort of genius (artistic, scientific, political, etc...)
2. must have either produced a masterpiece or at least have the potential to

examples:
Tim Burton:
masterpiece: Pee Wee's Big Adventure
shitsterpice: Planet of the Apes remake
George Lucas:
masterpiece: Star Wars 4-6
shitsterpice: Star Wars 1-3
United States:
masterpiece: New York
shitsterpiece: Texas

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